June 2011
7 posts
DC Pierson: Are moms aware of how often, when... →
dcpierson:
Are moms of the world aware of how often, when they’re talking to their daughters on the phone, their daughter’s necks are being made out with? Do they have any idea? Because science has proven time and time again that a girl’s neck, an attractive make-out target to begin with, becomes…
It Might Rain This Week: A Tale by Paul DeKams
Person #1: “Observation about information gleaned from weather website, weather channel, and possibly, the weather!”
Person #2: “Observation about how said weather might effect ME and anecdote about how similar weather has effected ME in the past.”
Person #1: (Nods) “Anecdote that slightly relates to your anecdote!”
Person #1 & #2 chuckle, then leap off...
...in blackest night...
I didn’t have high expectations for Green Lantern to begin with, though I’ll still see it. This review is a good statement on everything that Marvel, DC, and the studios that have licensed their characters have churned out since the critical and financial successes of The Dark Knight and Iron Man.
“This is the state of the modern superhero film: expectations have plummeted to...
How To: Respond to a story mentioning Pretty Woman
Borrowing @thisisahotjam ‘s blogging style for a moment.
1. Someone mentions Pretty Woman, and how its great for women because of it’s fairy tale ending.
2. Tell them to Google “Richard Gere Gerbils.”
3. Bask in their disgust.
#SummerReadingContest Book Report #2
Kerry P June 3, 2011 Professor DeKams The third book in the Baby-Sitter’s Club series by Ann M. Martin is called The Truth about Stacey. In this third book, we learn about Stacey’s history in New York, her history with diabetes and how the BSC are best friends forever. At first read, the novel shares trite information about diabetes and those who suffer with...
All That Is Interesting: The First Zombie-Proof... →
This is amazing, I want to live in this house NOW.
all-thats-interesting:
Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling …
Summer Reading Contest Entry #1
The Babysitters Club 001: Kristy’s Great Idea
#SummerReadingContest
by @Giacomo324
This is the first installment of the Babysitters Club series (1 of 77 books I was able to obtain via the internet). Kristy is a 12 year old girl who, like most people with limited to no education or training, forms a union (the Babysitters Club1) along with her friends Mary Anne, Claudia and new girl...