We went for Shamrock Shakes. On the way in, a girl was having a seizure. Half of us didn’t notice.
“You gotta put her on the floor”
“I know. Don’t worry, I’m a nurse.”
So I didn’t worry. We got on line. We saw a man with missing fingers.
“…if it was Obama vs Superman, who would you vote for?”
The cashier said:
“No, but Superman could take care of North Korea, or any other army. We wouldn’t need an army. But if they had a Kryptonite bomb, they could take him out. Obama isn’t vulnerable to Kryptonite.”
We drank our Shamrock Shakes. They were delicious.
I went to wait on line for the bathroom. Two girls and a guy were ahead of me. The girls took a long time. The guy did not.
“Fast and easy”
I wish we had high fived.
A short man walked in, upset
“Of course there’s only one goddamn rest room. Who designed this place? Retards. I really have to…”